The interuption occurred not during the event, but immediately after, but still killed all the after buzz! It would have been in the buzz killer thread if it happened 'during.'
I was in the backseat of my small car getting a bbbj from a SW, in a medical clinic parking lot. It was late night (maybe midnight). The office was closed, and no one was in sight so it seemed like a good place to do it. The location was her suggestion. We had been going at it a while, and were both buck naked, but she was finishing me with a bj. CIM no swallow, so right after I came, she opened the door to lean her head out and spit and suddenly screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" When I looked, I noticed some dude standing out there. I have no idea how long he was there, or whether he was just watching, or just stumbled upon us, or was ready to rob us, or was her pimp, or a cop, or what. I dove into the front seat and started the car. She was still screaming at the guy to "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
The guy ran off, and I started driving out of there like a bat out of hell, as she starts tellling me the last time she was fuckiing in that parking lot, she got robbed at gunpoint! Thanks a lot for telling me this now!
Mind you, we are both still buck naked, her in the back seat and me driving, going through town, trying to find another deserted parking lot to pull over in, and get dressed.
So Mrfisher’s Buzz Kills thread got me thinking about past situations and I had a flashback to when I was with a provider and a housekeeper walked in while I was getting a BJ. I started to reminisce on the situation and think that it was not the only time that I’ve been walked in on/interrupted in the act. I counted them up and it’s been 8 times…I think I’m unlucky.
Yes, sometimes I had the door locked, like when my college roommate had the key and was supposed to be at class. Other times well, I wasn’t thinking with my big head to remember to check the door lock. Then there were times like when I was in high school and my homecoming date and I tried to “seal the deal” in my mom’s van before the dance. A cop interrupted that one but we saw the lights and were able to get clothes on before he got close enough to see. Whew!!
The worst was when my mom walked in on me on top of a girl from college. Thankfully, we were on the floor on the other side of the bed and she couldn’t see anything. That kind of ended that relationship before it really got going, not to mention the night. My parent’s house didn’t have locks on the doors.
The funniest was when I was in college and I went to a party of my sisters at her boyfriend’s parents’ house. Everyone was drunk and my girlfriend and I went upstairs to get some privacy. We were right in the middle of fantastic CG when my sister’s friend (totally shitfaced) comes into our room. She was totally naked and hot; looked kinda like London. She asked if this was her room and before I could say that there was room in our bed for her (wishful thinking) my girlfriend said, “No, yours is down the hall.” We laughed and laughed after she left the room and ended up doing it all night long.
I assume that we’ve all had instanced where we’ve been interrupted in the act. Feel free to share yours. Meanwhile, I’m going to go install another lock on the bedroom door.
There was the times my son walk in that happened twice before we put locks on the damn bedroom door. Poor kid, no one should have to see their parents fuck.
There was the time my live house keeper/nanny came home early from visiting her folks she was supposed to be gone all week end and my son was with my day for the week end and we was taking advantage. oops.
There was the time my wife walked on me and a provider at my office. I forgot to lock the door. I am an idiot. Scared the crap out of the provider and my wife after read me the riot act about fucking strange at work. Yes, I am that stupid.
An employee of Walmart caught my wife and I, slipped him a twenty so he would not throw us out as we finished.
The front was I was interviewing her for work. It was some role play. I own the company and at the time did all the hiring so no one had cause to question the fact I would want to talk with her. Everything would have been fine but I forgot to lock the door and my wife wanted to drop off Christmas presents. I am still getting teased about it. Why won't women forget about the times you make a fool of yourself?
I never forget to throw the latch now. I can recall 3-4 times I've heard the latch catch the door. Why do these maids keep coming back to rooms that were already made up?
The worst by far was when I opened the door expecting to see my favorite, and instead my wife is standing there.
Sort of a long story, but the bottom line is, don't park you car on the street in front of a hotel in the middle of the day in your home town.
She tried to put up with my hobbying for a while, she even started to screw around herself; but ultimately she felt like she wanted out of the marriage anyways and now she had a good excuse to use against me; so eventually it came down to divorce court.
That was about 10 years ago, and even though the monetary cost was high, you can't put a price on freedom.
HS GF & I got interrupted by her Mom. We were on a couch in the TV room doing lazy doggy (as I now call it) but she seemed not to notice. Maybe she really didn't see us... We got caught parking & we were both bare assed. Some years later, I was doing a nice lady with kids... we had to put slide bolt on her door.
The interuption occurred not during the event, but immediately after, but still killed all the after buzz! It would have been in the buzz killer thread if it happened 'during.'
I was in the backseat of my small car getting a bbbj from a SW, in a medical clinic parking lot. It was late night (maybe midnight). The office was closed, and no one was in sight so it seemed like a good place to do it. The location was her suggestion. We had been going at it a while, and were both buck naked, but she was finishing me with a bj. CIM no swallow, so right after I came, she opened the door to lean her head out and spit and suddenly screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" When I looked, I noticed some dude standing out there. I have no idea how long he was there, or whether he was just watching, or just stumbled upon us, or was ready to rob us, or was her pimp, or a cop, or what. I dove into the front seat and started the car. She was still screaming at the guy to "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
The guy ran off, and I started driving out of there like a bat out of hell, as she starts tellling me the last time she was fuckiing in that parking lot, she got robbed at gunpoint! Thanks a lot for telling me this now!
Mind you, we are both still buck naked, her in the back seat and me driving, going through town, trying to find another deserted parking lot to pull over in, and get dressed.
Mid 1980's Central Europe, major NATO wargame, US, British, German, Italian and Dutch armies involved - this was when Ronald Reagan was president and flexing the muscles with the Soviets... it looked like we were in the field every other week.....
Anyway it was a gorgeous late spring night. It is 1 am and I am waiting with my platoon for a rendez vous with an artillery unit for which we provide area security in the deployment area for a (simulated) missile launch at 2:15 am. At this time we have been in the field for four days, with no more than two hours of consecutive sleep at any time and being a bunch of sex deprived young guys pretty much able to sniff the smell of pussy 20 miles away.... At 24, I am the old man in the group.
... we have a check point set, but we are also extremely well camouflaged and protected by tall vegetation, when we see this car coming towards us - we know they are civilians - have regular head lamps on - and in any case we are too deep in blue territory for a red party ground scout. The car stops before reaching us and I motion the corporal to keep still. They park literally 50 feet from us and obviously totally oblivious to our presence. It happens that I have a light intensification binocular- a pretty clunky thing compared to what available today, but effective nonetheless - and the device allows us to clearly identify what the two intruders are up to.... having the reputation of an officer loved by his soldiers I share the binocular with the rest of the platoon so everyone can inspect the situation. After a couple of minutes... we decide that our commanding officer may not be amused if our artillery unit shows up and our well planned operations is disrupted by two local kids fucking and we decide to intervene. With six men (we are all heavily armed, although none of us has loaded weapons) in tow, I approach the car and with it surrounded, I shine a bright flash light inside the car shouting: "You are interrupting military operations, please leave at once or we may arrest you!". The face on the poor guys was beyond description and without entering in too graphic details, it was obvious that the interruption came at a very critical moment.... the guy started shouting "Sorry.. sorry... I did not know... "and without putting the pants on started the car, while the girl all along was screaming like a maniac and trying - unsuccessfully to get dressed again -..... the car parted very rapidly and we were left laughing hysterically.... I know it was cruel....
In high school. the car was the place to hook up & there was a spot where I lived by the water, in a little cul-de-sac.. it was also where many people came to fish. But in the middle of the day, was usually deserted... but was once on top of the guy, getting it in, when I heard a car coming... park ranger! I quickly jumped off, started my car & we took off... think I would learned my lesson... NOPE. Went back tons more times & almost got caught another two times. So decided to start going to my house while my parents were at work... the first couple of times, no problems. The last time... as we were leaving, my step-dad was walking in the house... 10 min earlier, & I probably would not be alive to tell the story today.. never did that again, except when they went out of TOWN!
A couple of times at the hotel, housekeeping tried to walk in, but I always have the safety bar on, so they never got far
I guess the fact that we were doing it by the poolside in public at 1am had something to do with it. It was the weirdest "hi, good night" i've said in my life.
late one night. First time with new gf, we were on the floor behind the profs desk. Going at it, door opens, lights come on, prof walks in. We try to slide under the desk, nekked and all. Prof walks up, sees us, says "oh, shit", walks out, turns out the light and closes the door. Ruined the whole evening. Next day, he fired me as his assistant and took away my keys to the office. No fucking sense of humor.
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