You want to hire an escort for an hour and don't expect sex that's fine with us.  You're right, it's not against the law to have dinner with a woman and pay her for her time.  For the record, this is why the yellow pages can accept ads for escort services with no fear of reprisal.

That being said, you are trying to split hairs when it comes to the reality of what most escorts do, most men expect and what LE is trying to catch us doing.  Understand that you aren't fooling anyone, especially LE with your "escorting is legal" mantra. A very miniscule portion of escorts only "escort".

The cat is pretty much out of the bag on this...