I once had a provider who came and sat down next to me after I told her I was going to Vienna. And she asked, "where is that", I told her, "Austria", and she said "oh, all I know is about sausages" while showing the shape of a sausage with her fingers. I immediately sensed a feeling, almost as if she implied that she is dumb and only knows how to treat cocks well, luckily she then mentioned Vienna sausages, "the kind you eat", and I was relieved.
Was with a great provider in NY who had perviously vowed that after our session she'd be my ATF. Well, it was a truly memorable session, especially when, in the midst of a stellar BBBJ, she looked up at me and said, "I wanna be your ATM." I started laughing convulsively and explained what she'd just said, adding, "feel free to shoot cash at me any time." She giggled, and got back to business.
Late '80s, East Side Manhattan cathouse, she was finishing me with a Bj/HJ and pointed me in the wrong direction and I shot myself in the eye. Believe me, Mephistos is better.
Back in 2001 I had an appt on one of those non-descript holidays. As I unloaded upon her sumptuous bosoms, she looked up at me, smiled, and said "Happy Columbus Day!".
That's the best damn Columbus Day celebration that I've ever had!!!
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