it this very instant!!  

This is unACKseptable beHAVior!   Stop making him say things he don't mean!  And stop making him think things he don't mean!   Stop tying him up and laughing at him!

Or I'm going to send you all to the principal RIGHT NOW!  

And stop SNICKERING!!!  Alright, everybody put your heads on your desks and think about the mean things you done.

And you Chuckie Manson, we're gonna send YOU to the electric chair for all the mean things we know you been thinking!

PEOPLE!!  I am just exhausted trying to explain to you why you should be nice to Republicans.  

Do not be asking them to share the benches or tables, because their feelings are very delicate, and they need to hog things they don't use, or they will feel bad.  They need to mock you because it's part of the accomodation for their mental diseases, but you can't be mocking them because they have tender feelings.  

Do NOT be saying things that hurt their feelings, things like drunken AWOL chickenshit lily livered chickenhawk.  Because it's THEIR country!!   It's not YOUR country!  They just let you be here so you can praise Jesus and pass the ammunition and change the diapers and mow the lawns and get shot at.

For the LAST TIME, I don't want to see any Democrats or GODDAMNED FOREIGNERS pointing and laughing!!   Stop making the poor cons feel bad about themselves, and stop making them feel like you're smarter than them!  So DON'T be using any words with 3 syllables, nor posts without pitchers!   Because it makes them feel dumb and hurts their self-esteem!  

You're all just a bunch of wretched ungrateful little meanies.  Piss on you all.