"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." --Albert Einstein
A woman raised on the Gulf Coast, educated in the North, former expat, completely indulgent of my appetite (food or otherwise), comfortable in my own skin, knowledge glutton, and decided flirt. Somewhat of a geek in disguise. I have strong opinions about the logical use of base ten and the metric system. I also believe in pairings—the perfect compliment of food and beverage. An authentic beauty with bookish charm. Cheeky, yet reserved. Gourmand and lover. I believe that pleasure and enjoyment are deeply personalized acts. The sui generis nature of humans compels us to seek out a partner with whom we can revel in our sensuality. Until then,Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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