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I love Pussy Farts - to me, it means that I've done something right.
DC. 51 Reviews 1994 reads
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I know, someone's going to link an article or post a scientific thesis describing how Pussy Farts are related to the physical characteristics of the love canal and the position from which it was invaded, but FUCK that - It means I did something right - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Guys and Gals, can you remember the first time you encountered Pussy Farts?  I was in High School, my GF at the time let loose a string of them that sounded like a broken kazoo,  and I thought "holy shit, I popped something!"  But she just giggled and told me to get down there and eat that thang.

mistressjessica482 reads

I know it is perfectly natural.. but I just can't get past it..

ladies just don't make those noises.. EVER!!!!

Guess it is my southern up bringing.

I find this one particulaly funny because there are so many other things that I do that are not lady like and they are either just plain fun or funnny.....this makes no sense to me but I am who I am ..

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TheHoundOfCullin334 reads

That would queef on every thrust after about a half hour of sex. We would be laughing hysterically while doing it. We would be fucking in my parents house, and my Mom would ask me why my girlfriend laughs so hard when I fart, and why am I entertaining her by farting. It was pretty embarrassing, because I had to go along with what she thought was going on in my bedroom. Basically saying "Yea Ma, I fart all over the place, and my girlfriend loves it!"

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London Rayne261 reads

vagina was being filled with air to use the space his weenie could not fill. I can't recall this ever happening but right after I had a c section which caused a hernia. It made a bubble right under the scar, but never had any issues before that. Odd really.

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DC.197 reads

Peeney. Again, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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magnacumlaude198 reads

@London.  I used to think the same thing, but I'm pretty well-endowed (not your average Joe), so I know it had to be another explanation for it.  I've had many women (including my ex-wife and a couple of past girlfriends) that consistently made that sound during intercourse (my ex-wife being a virgin when I first met her).  The only common thread that I've noticed is that they all had meaty pussies and were stretched beyond their normal limits (at least that's what they've all told me).  But I think you're right; it does have something to do with air getting in the vagina, but I think it has to do with a guy stretching pussy wide enough in order to make it happen. Hell, like the OP, I consider it a badge of honor, regardless of how embarrassed the women get. Lol.

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http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cunturia

& she just ain't whistling dixie...or dixie chicken!!

;-)

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Posted By: DC.
I know, someone's going to link an article or post a scientific thesis describing how Pussy Farts are related to the physical characteristics of the love canal and the position from which it was invaded, but FUCK that - It means I did something right - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Guys and Gals, can you remember the first time you encountered Pussy Farts?  I was in High School, my GF at the time let loose a string of them that sounded like a broken kazoo,  and I thought "holy shit, I popped something!"  But she just giggled and told me to get down there and eat that thang.

-- Modified on 4/13/2012 10:21:22 AM

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Posted By: DC.
I know, someone's going to link an article or post a scientific thesis describing how Pussy Farts are related to the physical characteristics of the love canal and the position from which it was invaded, but FUCK that - It means I did something right - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Guys and Gals, can you remember the first time you encountered Pussy Farts?  I was in High School, my GF at the time let loose a string of them that sounded like a broken kazoo,  and I thought "holy shit, I popped something!"  But she just giggled and told me to get down there and eat that thang.

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BigPapasan330 reads

...embarassed by them, you could use his punchline.

"Women are funny, Jack. They can regroup out of anything. You ever be makin’ love and air get in the pussy? (Outrageous sound effects). Women recover beautiful: ‘It’s talkin’ to ya, Daddy!’”

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