President Bush and former Secretary Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys
doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with really
big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with really big tits? Why kill a blonde with really big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the
140 million Muslims".