You Must Have Been The English Teacher's Pet Because...(see picture below)

If not, would you like to be?

I've got a hankerin' to keep you after class to see what kind of aptitude you have with language.  
I'd sure like to experience your inflection, some of your alliteration, your use of syntax and your diction during my surprise oral exam.  

You can whisper sweet slang in my ear.  
I'll note your proficiency level and make sure you don't have any "hanging" participles
in your figure of speech (or elsewhere for that matter).
I'd like to be the direct object of your proposition...(errr, I mean, preposition).  
You'll soon see that a conjunction hooks up more than just words, phrases & clauses.

Let's start some private tutoring!

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