"Vice President Dick Cheney's plane struck a bird as it arrived in Chicago on Friday, but Air Force Two landed safely and the vice president delivered a scathing speech impugning Democrats in Congress."
Considering his marksmanship, he should hunt like that all the time.
BTW, I think Cheney's approval ratings are in the 20s. In attacking Congress, that might be the best bird he gets.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
We thank you for your purchase!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!