Last night a new client came to my door holding a large canvas Bag, My first thought was oh no I hate surprises .....He was nice looking ,clean-cut and had a twinkle in his eyes. I tried to act cool but I was leary so I said What's in that bag ? He smiled and took out this black thing about the size and shape of a large toaster oven with a nob on top ,he then reached into his bag of surprises and pulled out a rubberlike penis and placed it on top of the nob......I said I am going to need a drink.....we need to talk , what is this? Well he explained that this was the BENTLY of vibrators and was invented by A DR. and his wife, after spending some time and wine {several glasses} I decided what the heck you only live once and so off to the rodeo we went. I put the link up because everyone that never has had the chance to experience this machine needs to try this . I hated to see him leave , I felt like I was losing my best buddy {or BENTLY} I will be in SD Sept 23rd thru the 26 just a quick trip....
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