I'm thinking I should have my own travel show: Savannah Rain; A broad abroad  
The trouble, methinks, would be finding a network that would air such debauchery!

I had such a great time traveling just for me and my own enjoyment. London, Paris, other random European places, Miami and the sweet breezy Caribbean. What can I say except it was a fantastically UNrestful time and I'm happy to be back in my cozy cozy pajama filled home.  

What an adventure though! Holy balls, I really dropped the mic on this trip, lemme tell ya. I got to do a beautiful photo shoot in Paris. (Photos will be up just as soon as I can figure out why this USB stick is being so temperamental. I put it in and it's like, “No. Je m’en fou, le duche bag!" but hey what do ya expect from French electronics.)

I also bought 4 fancy new hats, ate some kind of a lizard, lost my passport, did karaoke with a French pop star, broke a hookah with a skateboard, milked a cow, drank beer out of a shoe, broke into someone's back yard to have a threesome, did the choreography from the men in black music video in a bakery, found my passport, did a headstand on a limo, rescued a boat stranded at sea and spent the night in a lighthouse.... but it's all a very long story. I'll probably blog about it in the coming days since that is an activity easily accomplished from my couch, improving the odds of its completion. (psssst... New blog URL: savannahisbananas.tumblr.com)  

So, because I'm a travel weary mess right now, I'm going to keep my schedule nice and light this week
However, I don't want to sound unenthusiastic. I'm VERY ready to play play play and my underoos are very excited to kick it with my OG Chicago homies. Let's mingle, lets coalesce, J’ai envie de t’embrasser.

Wednesday2/10- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD
Thursday 2/11- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD
And then not back at it again til  
Monday 2/15- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD

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