I'm back, dear friends and accomplices, I'm back!
I'm thinking I should have my own travel show: Savannah Rain; A broad abroad
The trouble, methinks, would be finding a network that would air such debauchery!
However, I don't want to sound unenthusiastic. I'm VERY ready to play play play and my underoos are very excited to kick it with my OG Chicago homies. Let's mingle, lets coalesce, J’ai envie de t’embrasser. Wednesday2/10- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD
Thursday 2/11- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD
And then not back at it again til
Monday 2/15- either downtown, ohare, or oakbrook... TBD Email me at [email protected] As always, the fine print: **** I am a busy gal, and I do not check my email every day. Therefore, same-day appointments are not recommended. I know you know this already.... Because every provider has it on her site. But seriously though... Book the day before at the latest. I'm not just sitting around with hair and makeup on, legs all shaved waiting for a last minute email, I'm not high volume like that. When I get ready for a date I am crafting a head to toe dream girl for YOU especially. This requires some notice (-sincerely, every provider on the planet... amiright!) **** You MUST have previous provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise. **** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy. **** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have. **** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat. **** if you have any vegan recipes I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well. I have a vegan friend I met in London coming to stay with me and I got no idea what those freaks eat and I would like to put forth some effort and challenge myself to make some truly unforgettable cuisine for her while she's here. **** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and have a lovely day.
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