Giving Birth To Shaq's Left Arm?!?
Pick Only "3"...
YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.
1~ Music
2~ Drinks
3~ Shopping
4~ Massage
5~ Cleaning House
6~ Sex
7~ Eating
8~ Talking
9~ Dancing
10~ Crying
11~ Drugs
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she sits on my face so hard I can't breath! 
Music unless it's loud with a lot of yelling in it
Massage, but not Thai massage!
. . . . a two-hour GFE session with my CF. OR, a 90-minute Shiatsu, no sex involved. The ultimate is that both in the same day will turn me into a bowl of jello.
Nothing like a good session with multiple orgasms with a nice massage to follow...my finale would be a great meal and a long rest on a king size bed. A morning date the next day would be icing on the cake and then jet back to Boston to boast about my amazing life 😊
Better than sex??? You need to get out more!!! LOL
Should try surfing
Would you get up at 5am to drive an hour to get sex?
Yes, with the right girl(s)!!!!!
In fact, I'm more likely to get up at 5:00a for sex than for just about any other reason. LOL
I HAVE surfed, but that was in the last century, so it still enables me to make the comparison.
Yes I would but I would also seriously consider moving so that I'm walking distance from the beach.
Just my thoughts.
You should try it. I can look out my window at the waves and spontaneously decide to go out for a sesh. Sometimes I go twice in a day. Yes, I pay way too much to live in a super small space, but I'll take tiny beachfront over big inland any day.
It's the same brother - kinda why some say spiritual intoxication. Ever been barfed out of a big high risk wave? Pretty similar to getting with one of the top 10 providers here - just sayin
Lol - Bad surf sessions are just as common as bad sex. You've never had a one foot blown out session infested with sea-lice or blue bottles. No way to make that good. Good is Good and Bad is Bad - Ha!
one foot blown out I grab my swim fins and paipo bodyboard. still fun
YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.
1~ Music
2~ Drinks
3~ Shopping
4~ Massage
5~ Cleaning House
6~ Sex
7~ Eating
8~ Talking
9~ Dancing
10~ Crying
11~ Drugs
Giving Birth To Shaq's Left Arm?!?
Using a food metaphor is just gross.
How about 'Giving birth to Shaq's left arm palming a basketball' That might give you the afterglow you're looking for :/
Talking and Sex would be in my Top
Friends
Fishing
Sex
YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.
1~ Music
2~ Drinks
3~ Shopping
4~ Massage
5~ Cleaning House
6~ Sex
7~ Eating
8~ Talking
9~ Dancing
10~ Crying
11~ Drugs
1~ Music - (yes, yes, yes - fuck I love music)
2~ Drinks - (always - where's that bottle)
3~ Drugs - (yes - maybe my spirit guide will know the answer)
4~ Massage - (I am a degenerate and my most challenging activity is seducing Masseuses [The young white female kind]))
5~ Cleaning House (never - people get paid for that and I don't like handling stiff tube socks )
6~ Sex (always - let's work some shit out)
7~ Eating (sometimes)
8~ Talking (never - that's no way to work anything out)
9~ Dancing (maybe - It depends how fucked up I am)
10~ Crying (only after sex while on drugs)
11~Shopping (no)
Perfect scenario: Fucking while listening to music and both on drugs and with a few drinks in me. In a house that someone else cleaned with my seduced masseuse - no talking, dancing or shopping and maybe a little crying (reference Dire Straights Romeo and Juliet...
Haha
YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.
1~ Music
2~ Drinks
3~ Shopping
4~ Massage
5~ Cleaning House
6~ Sex
7~ Eating
8~ Talking
9~ Dancing
10~ Crying
11~ Drugs