Did you miss us last time we were in town? We're back for the entire week of 9/15, but are thus far available only Monday and Tuesday. So, check your calendar, move a few meetings around, think up an excuse for whomever to get away for a bit on either of these days, or do WHATEVER you have to do. Then go to our website and pre-book us (home rate for pre-bookings - tour rate, otherwise).

We're elegant, sophisticated, educated, multi-lingual world travelers, and... who really gives a FUCK!?!?

We're the TOP ranked m/f duo in the world because we're erotically versatile sexual DYNAMOS. Do this: go watch some (hetero or bi) 3some porn and mentally record the scenario(s) that made you quiver. Wish you could somehow experience that? Swing your "wand" over our email date request form, and... TADA... your suddenly David COCKerfield! It's really that simple.  

Take a leap. There's no comparison.  

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