So I'm really new at this. (read that CLUELESS). I had a girlfriend in college, we slept together almost every night and did it quite often and did everything twenty-something university students DO. Think: drunken Newlyweds for months!!!! The providers so far have not been able to even come close to that, even with $1000 on the line. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Warning: if you get me drunk and U put a condom on me, You're gonna see the sunrise through the window and I'll still be going!!! Energizer Bunny. YEP like rabbits!!!! So I guess my question is? --- Hey I need some professional experienced advice here!!! ---- Help 'cause I'm sore-ing up the provider to the point that I get "I can't take it anymore!!!" Ok I'll stop, I'm really sorry I didn't satisfy U enough times and get U REALLY WET!!! Look I spent like an hour trying to get you damp and it just doesn't seem to be working. Where's "The wet spot on the sheet?" U should be soaking WET!!!! by now!!!!! "
JonathanI'd say if the provider you are seeing doesn't get you off...Try another..
If you are saying that no providers can get you off...Go bang a 20 yo college student as that is what seems to have worked for you in the past...
If you are saying you want a provider who is a 20 yo college student and will fuck you like she is your drunken' newlywed wife....I'd say good luck and let me know where you caught the Unicorn baby
...and don't ya come back, no more, no more, no more, no more
So you are complaining that you are drunk and can't get off? Then you want to know why the provider leaves hours later when you paid for one hour and you pleased her (so you think)? I am going by your warning. Maybe your cock is desensitize and needs to be drunk and go all night?
You don't get sympathy when you want to get a hoe sore that she doesn't want to see you. Get your rocks off and that's it. Not complicated. They only get wet when you do it right.
You get no pat on the back. I hear ladies yelling about your type all of the time, not a good thing at all.
Jonathan