A man and wife have an argument before he goes to work. He leaves and on his way out the door he yells "Your Not Even Good In Bed". The man returns home after work and looks for his wife. He notices that the bedroom door is closed. He goes up to the room and his wife is sleeping with the family doctor. "What The Hell Are You Doing?" "Getting A second opinion!!" She replied
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