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Please Help Us Help You....  
 
So the only parameters that you have given us are "Two Providers & Next Week"...nothing else.  
   
That is a fairly broad ask.  What Kind of Ladies (I assume, you just said "providers") Are You Looking For?    
   
Barely Legal, Teen, 20-Something, MILF, GILF, Golden Oldie, or Geriatric Gumming Granny?    
   
Blonde, Brunette, Jet Black, Redhead, Gray, Multi-Colored, or Bald    
   
White Trash, White Classy, Ebony, Mediterranean, Aussie, Black, Mocha, Latino, Asian, Eskimo, Indian (Casino), Indian (Dot), Korean, Japanese, Thai, Brazilian, Colombian, Persian, or some exotic mix.    
   
Bald, landing strip, Neatly trimmed, All natural, Merkin, looks like a Wookie.    
   
No Ass, Flat Ass, Tight Ass, A Little Junk in the Trunk, JLo Butt, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk or    
Turns sideways to get thru the door?    
   
No Boobs, Itty Bitty Titty Club Member, Soft Boobs, Hard boobs, Fake Boobs, Real Boobs, Medium Boobs, Large Boobs, or Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder Boobs?    
   
Pink Nipples, brown nipples, tiny nipples, eraser nipples, silver dollar nipples, nipples that cover the whole boob, sunken nipples, nipples that look like a stack of quarters?    
   
Emaciated, Skinny, Spinner, Thin, Muscular, Average, Sporty, Curvy, BBW, Flabby, or "Broke the Truck Stop Scale"    
   
Then there are the adornments:    
   
No tattoos, one tattoo, tramp stamp, several tattoos, one sleeve, two sleeves, whole body tattoos, or looks like a YMCA wall in Compton?    
   
Unpierced, One piercing, nipple piercings, tongue piercing, clit piercing, brow piercing, nose piercing, lip piercing, a few piercings, many piercings, or can't fly without a full cavity search she has so much metal.    
   
Do you want any particular services? Are you looking for a kisser, a rimmer, a CIM provider, a gagger, a deep throater, a ball sucker, a snowballer, a choker, a spanker, a Dom, a Slave, a Nipple Clamper, a massage mistress, a golden shower giver, a squirter, a Greek Goddess, a Nuru Nymph or any other specialties, or just toys, butt plugs, whips, and cattle prods?    
   
Help Us Help You.  Give us some idea of what kind of providers you are looking for and then we can give recommendations for ladies that might fit your desires.    
   
Best of Luck!

Looking to have an appointment with two providers next and wondering who you guys recommend.

We are currently offering duos rates at a nice Valentines Special.

Please Help Us Help You....  
 
So the only parameters that you have given us are "Two Providers & Next Week"...nothing else.  
   
That is a fairly broad ask.  What Kind of Ladies (I assume, you just said "providers") Are You Looking For?    
   
Barely Legal, Teen, 20-Something, MILF, GILF, Golden Oldie, or Geriatric Gumming Granny?    
   
Blonde, Brunette, Jet Black, Redhead, Gray, Multi-Colored, or Bald    
   
White Trash, White Classy, Ebony, Mediterranean, Aussie, Black, Mocha, Latino, Asian, Eskimo, Indian (Casino), Indian (Dot), Korean, Japanese, Thai, Brazilian, Colombian, Persian, or some exotic mix.    
   
Bald, landing strip, Neatly trimmed, All natural, Merkin, looks like a Wookie.    
   
No Ass, Flat Ass, Tight Ass, A Little Junk in the Trunk, JLo Butt, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk or    
Turns sideways to get thru the door?    
   
No Boobs, Itty Bitty Titty Club Member, Soft Boobs, Hard boobs, Fake Boobs, Real Boobs, Medium Boobs, Large Boobs, or Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder Boobs?    
   
Pink Nipples, brown nipples, tiny nipples, eraser nipples, silver dollar nipples, nipples that cover the whole boob, sunken nipples, nipples that look like a stack of quarters?    
   
Emaciated, Skinny, Spinner, Thin, Muscular, Average, Sporty, Curvy, BBW, Flabby, or "Broke the Truck Stop Scale"    
   
Then there are the adornments:    
   
No tattoos, one tattoo, tramp stamp, several tattoos, one sleeve, two sleeves, whole body tattoos, or looks like a YMCA wall in Compton?    
   
Unpierced, One piercing, nipple piercings, tongue piercing, clit piercing, brow piercing, nose piercing, lip piercing, a few piercings, many piercings, or can't fly without a full cavity search she has so much metal.    
   
Do you want any particular services? Are you looking for a kisser, a rimmer, a CIM provider, a gagger, a deep throater, a ball sucker, a snowballer, a choker, a spanker, a Dom, a Slave, a Nipple Clamper, a massage mistress, a golden shower giver, a squirter, a Greek Goddess, a Nuru Nymph or any other specialties, or just toys, butt plugs, whips, and cattle prods?    
   
Help Us Help You.  Give us some idea of what kind of providers you are looking for and then we can give recommendations for ladies that might fit your desires.    
   
Best of Luck!

It's both hilarious and makes a great point. Best post I've seen in YEARS on the boards!!!

 
Steph xoxo :))

Now that's one of the best responses I've ever read!!!! LOLOL

Posted By: terrev
Please Help Us Help You....  
   
 So the only parameters that you have given us are "Two Providers & Next Week"...nothing else.    
     
 That is a fairly broad ask.  What Kind of Ladies (I assume, you just said "providers") Are You Looking For?    
     
 Barely Legal, Teen, 20-Something, MILF, GILF, Golden Oldie, or Geriatric Gumming Granny?    
     
 Blonde, Brunette, Jet Black, Redhead, Gray, Multi-Colored, or Bald    
     
 White Trash, White Classy, Ebony, Mediterranean, Aussie, Black, Mocha, Latino, Asian, Eskimo, Indian (Casino), Indian (Dot), Korean, Japanese, Thai, Brazilian, Colombian, Persian, or some exotic mix.    
     
 Bald, landing strip, Neatly trimmed, All natural, Merkin, looks like a Wookie.    
     
 No Ass, Flat Ass, Tight Ass, A Little Junk in the Trunk, JLo Butt, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk or      
 Turns sideways to get thru the door?    
     
 No Boobs, Itty Bitty Titty Club Member, Soft Boobs, Hard boobs, Fake Boobs, Real Boobs, Medium Boobs, Large Boobs, or Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder Boobs?    
     
 Pink Nipples, brown nipples, tiny nipples, eraser nipples, silver dollar nipples, nipples that cover the whole boob, sunken nipples, nipples that look like a stack of quarters?    
     
 Emaciated, Skinny, Spinner, Thin, Muscular, Average, Sporty, Curvy, BBW, Flabby, or "Broke the Truck Stop Scale"    
     
 Then there are the adornments:      
     
 No tattoos, one tattoo, tramp stamp, several tattoos, one sleeve, two sleeves, whole body tattoos, or looks like a YMCA wall in Compton?    
     
 Unpierced, One piercing, nipple piercings, tongue piercing, clit piercing, brow piercing, nose piercing, lip piercing, a few piercings, many piercings, or can't fly without a full cavity search she has so much metal.    
     
 Do you want any particular services? Are you looking for a kisser, a rimmer, a CIM provider, a gagger, a deep throater, a ball sucker, a snowballer, a choker, a spanker, a Dom, a Slave, a Nipple Clamper, a massage mistress, a golden shower giver, a squirter, a Greek Goddess, a Nuru Nymph or any other specialties, or just toys, butt plugs, whips, and cattle prods?    
     
 Help Us Help You.  Give us some idea of what kind of providers you are looking for and then we can give recommendations for ladies that might fit your desires.      
     
 Best of Luck!

However, you will need some a blue pill (or two).

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