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Re: I Would
DarkGonzo 28 Reviews 250 reads
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It does.

Posted By: ashleyshye
Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

What would a woman do if they had a penis for a day?

What would a man do if they had a vagina for a day?

Let's get creative and fun with this...

Lick Lick

-- Modified on 5/31/2012 11:25:03 AM

DarkGonzo318 reads

Well I guess it would depend on what else changed that day?   If it were only my dick replaced with a vagina... I think I would freak out!

Assuming I swapped my body for a girls for the day, I'd dress as sexy as I knew how, get my hair and nails done and go out on the town!    Think it would take more than a few days of getting used to it before I'd like a guy down there... but I'd enjoy the stares for a day and then go home with the large dildo I bought while I was out (teasing the guy behind the counter where I bought it) and play until I changed back.  

mocha272262 reads

I assume I can have some room for impossibility. I would go to the best salon to get pretty up and to the best shops to get all dressed up. At night, I would go to the most popular lesbian club and pick up or get picked up by the most beautiful girl/girls and have a wild night of partying.

-- Modified on 5/31/2012 12:47:01 PM

mr.ed229 reads

go to the mall and buy some shoes.
Many shoes.

And maybe stop off at the makeup counter.

After that, I would love to tag along with you on a date. But only if you agree to pay attention to they guy who's paying us. And promise to keep him the hell off of me!!

I'm too fat and hairy to be a chick anyways!

(but I'd probably fiddle with it in the meantime):D

NDtBF

Lanforce200 reads

Where in the HELL that damn G-Spot is !!!

Seriously Ashley - great question.

I've always mused that if a man woke up today and had sprouted breasts, he would spend the rest of the day, the entire day - looking in the mirror.

would see as many providers as possible.. Id love to know what the men know and feel.
thanks Ashley Shye
another great post
xoxox and licks all over you
Lorena De Leon aka Lovely Lorena

And thank you.

Lick Lick all over...

I've often wondered what it is like to walk around with an appendage that has a mind of its own! I have nipples which respond without conscious effort, but it's just not the same as having something start uncontrollably creeping its way down my leg because the right jiggle or bounce caught my eye.

First, I would head for 3rd street Santa Monica and oggle the beautiful women walking by just so I could experience the sensation of repeated erections and deflations. Then I'd be a total perv... masturbating in restrooms, my vehicle, the movie theatre... pretty much anywhere! After exhausting the self-pleasure route,  I'd head to WeHo and, much to the chagrin of the original owner of said penis, find some horny boy toy to truly exercise the experience with! Giving a blow job is an utter turn on, but how I would love to know the sensation of receiving one!

Damn Ashely... you've ruined me for the rest of the day with this question. I'll never be able to focus on work now!

After beating off a time or two you'd wanna  turn on the NFL Channel, just like the rest of us!

NDtBF

Get inside of you ASHHHHHley!!
Anyway was pleasure see you this week
thanks for the long drive
TONS of licks
CC

Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

DarkGonzo251 reads

It does.

Posted By: ashleyshye
Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

It was such a joy to play with you this week with our duo special.

Can't wait to play with you again, next week.

Purrrrrr..


I am glad is one day fantasie
No think we lwill look  good with a dick
Lol


-- Modified on 6/1/2012 10:54:12 PM

heelsandbras198 reads

make some money with it (vagina)

I would just fulfill my lesbian fantasies.:) That is assuming that along with the vagina, I also had breasts, and a pretty face, and everything else that went along with it. Now if I only had a vagina for a day and everything else about me was the same, I would probably just stay in my room all day and play with my pussy. Maybe run to the adult store and buy a couple vibrators and dildos, and try them out:)

they'd stay at home and masturbate all day long...

(not original, heard another comic do that one years ago)

Posted By: ashleyshye
What would a woman do if they had a penis for a day?

What would a man do if they had a vagina for a day?

Let's get creative and fun with this...

Lick Lick

-- Modified on 5/31/2012 11:25:03 AM

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow-job.

8. Find out about what is so fascinating about the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes 2 inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9.....

luke2012173 reads

1. Not live in a country that abuses women and doesn't respect women's rights
2. Look like Natalie Portman, but eat Italian food every night.
3. Have a job like Queen Elizabeth
4. Not live in LA
5. Play tennis like Sharipova
6. Be as rich any number of billionaire's wives
7. Drive better than Danica Patrick

yeahay196 reads

Hilarious point number 2! Love your sense of humor...or is that based on experience?

I've been to be known for my sense of humor. Wink!

dantananot156 reads

Something would come over me that would make me want to put a doilie under everything.  Then I'd get moody and worry whether my ass looked big.  I'd cry if stuff pissed me off.  I'd be rude to people I like, and give that vjj to only jerks who treated me crappy.  Then Id wait for them to call.  Let's see, what did I miss?  I'd make weird faces if I had to think hard.

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