Could Trump actually be trying to mimic Alfred E. Neuman?  After all, how could any sane person believe anything he says;

With some politicians you can never be sure of what you will get!  NOT, Trump!  He makes it pretty clear all he will do is lie, cheat, steal, and then flip flop until he thinks he says something that appeals to you.  
   
 1)  He will tell you how our government is shipping jobs overseas and then have his coats, ties, shirts, and suits made overseas:  
   
 2)  He will tell you how we must be tough on immigration and then hire models who are in the U.S. on tourist or no visas and working illegally.  
   
 3)  He will tell you what a great businessman he is and then steal money from his casinos, just enough, to make them go bankrupt.  At the same time, that "great" businessman will mismanage his casinos into the ground.  
   
 4)  He will tell you he is the only one telling the truth, and then he will cheat a ton of waiters/waitresses, subcontractors, Trump U students, and real estate clients out of their life savings.  
   
 5)  He will call Clinton a bigot after he has a long history of refusing to rent to people of color and accusing a Hispanic-American judge of being unable to render a fair judgement against him in court.  
   
 6)  He will tell you he knows more about ISIS than our generals, when he can not even tell the difference between Sunni and Shite muslims and makes no effort to study the issues affecting that region.  
   
 7)  He will tell you Obama and Clinton are the founders of ISIS then say he was only being sarcastic.  
   
 8)  His campaign will complain his opponent is hurling insults (when she is simply stating facts and broadcasting his own rhetoric-no insults), while he called his primary opponents names.  
   
But in the end, all you will get is; pure, unadulterated bullshit!  Sadly, some idiots are either too stupid to know better or they LIKE bullshit