He is closer to 300 than 210, and I hope Lumpy, the same Lumpy from 'Leave it to Beaver' files a lawsuit to get his nickname back.

If Herron is the typical looking hobbyist, then every provider better have a defibrillator, insulin, 911 on her speed dial, or some kind of pulley system to hoist his dead fat ass off of her body.  

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