A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
   and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, "
retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we
don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey,coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta
sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'