From a book of things actually said in court, taken down word for word by court reporters...who must have found it difficult to stiffle their laughter.

Q. Are you sexually active?
A. No...I just lie there.

Q. What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A. He said, "Where am I Cathy?"
Q. And why did that upset you?
A. My name is Susan.

Q. What is your date of birth?
A. July fifteenth.
Q. What year?
A. Every year.

Q. What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q. This myasthenia gravis..does it affect your memory at all?
A. Yes.
Q. And in what way does it affect your memory?
A. I forget.
Q. You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?

Q. How old is your son..the one living with you?
A. Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can' remember which.
Q. How long has he lived with you?
A. Forty-five years.

Q. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q. So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. An what were you doing at the time?