You'll still look like a man, and not weird. You want to be nicely groomed, but not prickly. Razors mean nicks, cuts, rashes, ingrowns, and stubble that feels like sandpaper. Ouch!  
   

...ever consider waxing or depilatory creams? Waxing would be my first go-to, but it's not the most comfortable thing on the planet.  It won't leave you with nicks and cuts, though.  It also lasts the longest by far.  Also, whoever waxes you can get places that are really hard to get on your own.  Depilatory creams might cause some sort of irritation, depending on how sensitive your skin is.  All hair-removal methods run the risk of ingrown hairs, but ingrown hairs can be mitigated with regular exfoliation and a product like Tend Skin.  Exfoliators with finer grains work well, or you could just whip up your own mixture with some sea salt, olive oil, and tea tree oil.  
   
 Now, if being smooth is your preference, more power to you! It's hard to keep up with, that's for sure. Also note that "porn star smooth" definitely involves Photo Shop.