April's Antics from this fool

On April Fool's Day I will make what is likely a foolish post, but, hey, there could be worse pranks. I am looking for a rendezvous today with one of the fine and hospitable Atlanta ladies. This is open to any of the wonderful indies or agencies who host incalls on the north side of town. The wonderful women who have already endured an encounter with me and those who have thus far escaped such a plight are welcome to participate.  

My offer stipulates that:
>I am NOT looking to haggle or negotiate; your rate is your rate.
>I am NOT trolling for more pictures. Please have a web or TER presence that I can easily locate.
>Responses by either private message or posted replies must be received by noon and the appointment must be set before 5 this afternoon.
>You must be willing to subject yourself to one of my silly reviews including song parodies and pop culture references.

Creativity counts; I enjoy word play as much as foreplay.

I intend no offense to any of the ladies. If this is not your cup of tea, please ignore my levity. I will not post any names that choose to reply privately. I will not provide any ratings or rankings of the ladies that choose to reply to any members publicly or privately. If arranged, the only details would be in a standard TER review of the encounter.  

Fun on Fool's Da