A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
migraine headaches. When the doctor does his
history and physical, he discovers that his poor
patient has had practically every therapy known
to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and
the advice I'm going to give you isn't really
anything I learned in medical school, but it's
advice that I've gotten from my own experience.
When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice
hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my
wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can
stand, especially around the forehead. This helps
a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into
the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me,
I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always,
the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a
try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big
grin.

"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY
WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is
the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a
REALLY nice house."