God is a Republican...but he hasn't decided who to support...
...God has told several Republicans that he wants them to run for President. Apparently, unlike the Chosen One Obama, God hasn't chosen one Republican yet.
But it really doesn't matter which one He chooses -- the Koch Bros. will decide the GOP nominee because they have more money than God.Related Link: Hey God/McDreamy - pick me, choose me, love me!
Or is it like when Penn St plays Notre Dame? Both schools pride themselves on being "Gods team" but I think Jerry Sandusky proved that Penn St was at least a lot closer to being like the Catholic Church than Notre Dame.
That's reserved for special people.
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...go to war at the cost of hundreds of thousands of lives because God told him to like Dubya did. Now isn't that special!
Related Link: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1007-03.htm
... always gets the wrong number. Probably he has not learnt how to use the new Apple Watch!