25-40 years old, wears a size 2 dress, a size 5 shoe, has dark brown hair that is past the shoulders, natural 34C breasts, has one tasteful tattoo on her left breast, plays the piano, types 80 wpm, likes pizza, enjoys skydiving, likes cooking in the nude, taking long walks along the beach and enjoys being tied up, blindfolded, and spanked while singing the Romanian national anthem.  
Only qualified applicants should respond to me.