How about a world geography contest ? Put up a blank world map with numbers for each country and have them identify at least 10 to go to the next level ?
Republican National Committee and FOX are worried about how to accommodate 30 or so candidates in a debate, I mean how to have all of them on a stage. Here is some solution me and my friend came up with. Just follow the format of the Miss USA or Miss Universe Beauty Peagant to eliminate those who do not qualify. The only female candidate to be excluded from this and automatically included in the final field:
1. Evening Suit competition. Dress your best Gentlemen.
2. Swimming Trunk competition. Let us look at those killer ABS
3. Instead of bust, go for the male endowment. (Ben Carson excluded as he will win anyway. Chris Christie exemopted as it is hard to locate)
4. For the one common question for everyone, find out who all can spell the word JACKASS backwards fastest.
I guess this will bring down the contestants down to at least 15