1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
...A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
... A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
...Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
...She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

6. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker