A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a
fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost
everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster,
champagne. . .the works.
Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this
at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."
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