A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is drivingdown the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of thewindow and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and shouts back "BITCH"They continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.If only men would learn to listen!!
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