Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted
two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders
doing?"
"They're mating, Lucy" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" Lucy asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other
one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort
of thing in our garden!"
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