. . . fun, some chit chat, kissing, relaxed, friendly, some emotinal connection, then LOTS of fun!!! Like a "real" girlfriend, that's a GFE.
Sure everybody knows Girl Friend Experience, but what about:
Goat Fucker Extraordinaire - Don't be Sheepish - Get your Goat On
Girl Fucks Everywhere - exhibitionist
Guns For Eating - Big Tasty Tits
Gang Fuck Experience - BDSM Gang rape fantasy fetish
Gay For Eunuchs - Dudes who like Dudes with no Dodads
Great French Expert - Head Professor
Get Five Everytime - Five Orgasm Minimum
Gags For Everybody - Gags even on small dicks to make the guy feel better
Good For Eating - Tasty DATY practitioner
Gonad Fear Experience - BDSM where she puts your nuts in a vice and threatens to clamp them
Good For Everybody - Great Girls that gives her all to everybody
Gonad Flush Electric - Volts in the anus to drain the dodads
Grand Fucking Excursion - A long fuck-filled vacation
Greedy Fornicator Experience - the upsell
Even with these I still like the Girlfriend Expereince, but hey it was fun thinking them up...and now that I have...well...you hate to waste good ideas...Goat Fucker, thats funny. I don't care who you are, that is funny...LOL!
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Hey, I know her!
Don't forget about:
Gigantic Fallus Expected - Girls who refuse to see me
German Fascist Experience - The provider dresses like Hitler. Nobody has fun.
Gonad Fearing Entertainer - Will go down, but won't touch the boys.
I thought of more, but quite frankly...they weren't funny or interesting.