An American, an Irishman and a Pole are sitting in a bar having a drink.  The American says:

"I don't know what's wrong with kids today.  I walked into my 16 year old daughter's room and found a pack of cigarettes.  I had no idea she was smoking."

The Irishman replied:

"I know. I walked into my 15 year old's room and found a bottle of Old Bushmill's.  I didn't know she was drinking."

Then the Pole says:

"I know, I know.  I was in my 15 year old daughter's room, and a package of condoms fell out of her purse.  I had absolutely no idea she had a dick!"

Now, before I get flamed for this, I am half-Polish, so I guess I can tell jokes like this.  Please don't ask which half.

-- Modified on 10/15/2002 4:07:30 PM