An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are
in a bar. They are having a good time and all
agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice
bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin,
there's a better one. At McDougal's, you buy
a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal
himself will buy your third drink!" The others
agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice
bar, but where I come from, there's a better
one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place,
Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny
buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny
buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that
sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's
great? Where I come from, there's this place
called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they
buy you your first drink, they buy you your
second drink, they buy you your third drink,
and then, they take you in the back and get
you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic!
Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened
to my sister!"