The Lone Ranger & Tonto are camping in the desert. After setting up their tent, they turn in & are soon asleep. A few hours later the Lone Ranger wakes up & immediately shakes his faithful friend saying "Tonto...look up at the sky & tell me what you see."
"Me see millions of stars," says Tonto.
"What does that tell you?" asks the masked man.
Tonto ponders for a moment & then replies "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that are millions of galaxies & potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful & we are small & insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me we will have a beautiful sunny day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kimosabe?"
After a moment to get over his amazment at his friend's obsevations he says "Tonto, you dumb dipshit..someone's stolen our tent!"
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