The Beer Dump -
Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end
result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is
a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a
bathroom for days.
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