The Perfect Dump -
Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing
of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a
smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace
of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find
that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you
are in perfect harmony with it.