Past Christmas memories……….oh to be young and mischievious again !!!! seems like only yesterday...

As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them. He showed me photos of Mindy Happiness and Jillian and immediately blushed saying, "these two lovely ladies is all i want".
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every
Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor
pantyhose hung sadly empty, and he would sneek upstairs and gaze at photos of his dream girls in the private of his room......and then go back down all turned on and drooling, but still disappointed at what he would find.
Last year I decided to make his dream come true. I called the ladies (not sharing with him that i knew them both and could probably make it happen), put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Walmart you know.
 I had to go to an all night adult bookstore downtown, so with sweet Mindy for advice and Jillian in tow for moral support, the adventure began.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, off the clock with two absolute hotties, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?'
'You're kidding me!'’You put that where?’ 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the
inflatable doll section, my pants stretched out and several times stained.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as
a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour and be able to still look good after dropping off the ladies and kissing them good night…..still off the clock!
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different
models, just sit at your computer and peruse the profiles and you will see what I mean. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do
things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry and on posts of Portia and Trinity Lake, off the discussion board. I settled for 'Lovable SexyHilary.' She was on the high end of the price scale, but had a great bio and a long list of tips for extended use.
To call SexyHilary a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination she was SO incredibly lifelike.....and absolutely gorgeous and WOW !!  the positions and the things she could !  
So the plan continued ......On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump and a doubles session, I had set up, with Mindy  and Jillian (on the clock but with a very Christmas special the night before), SexyHilary doll came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and i had to make something up about my gorgeous elves that were dressed to kill and horney as hell (cuz THEY were on the clock ) but she let us in during the wee morning
hours and went back to bed. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Hilary's pliant legs and bottom. Since it was quiet and the company was right I ate out down below and played with some fruit and whipping cream I found in the frig. Since it was getting late and very noisy gasping and moaning we all went home, and cuddled for a couple of hours, laughing between the play.
The next morning my brother called us to say that Santa had been to his house
and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog
confused. She would sniff, start to walk away, then come back and sniff some
more.
We all agreed that Hilary should remain in her pantyhose display so the rest of the
family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas
dinner.
My grandmother noticed her the moment she walked in the door. 'What the
hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut
Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer her into the
dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why is her mouth so big and why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? (It was only just explained to me by Mindy at the store, so I thought they could figure it out themselves)  And besides, it was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and
said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's
new girlfriend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Hilary. Not
just talking, but actually flirting and putting his hands all over her. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home, so we let him be while he tried to get her out of the pantyhose.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who
was dying, and who was doing who in the neighborhood, when suddenly Hilary made a noise of pleasure, like she popped in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across
the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and i swear he wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide
the cause of Hilary's collapse. We discovered that she had suffered from
a hot ember to the inside area of her right thigh that had fallen from grandpas cigar while he was trying to mount her.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to
perfect health, and let grandpa know that it wasn’t his fault…....
I can't wait for this Christmas. I was told thru the grapevine that Jay was searching for a wooden hollowed out dildo for me to use since my injury rendered me unable to function as the ladies might like, We will have to see how it all plays out........

Merry Christmas to all .............. Holidays with the Hornbodies......... Priceless !!