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If anyone thinks they'ed like to try out for porn.....
ed2000 31 Reviews 4015 reads
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In case your not sure if you can make it in porn, here's a little test.

Tomorrow morning when you wake up, masterbate.

Later in the morning masterbate again, twice.

Then in the early afternoon invite over a few of your friends (male and female). Throw in a couple of strangers too.

With all of them watching, drop your pants, and begin to masterbate.

If you can get hard again within 5 minutes and your fairly attractive, then you might have a chance.

-- Modified on 12/19/2004 4:59:31 PM

Somewhere out there are girls willing to let me make a messy creampie.  I'm serious, and if we plan it right (PCR/DNA testing of course) we can have a great time.  

I might even want to take some pics, so keep that in mind.  

Girls?

you went to Southern California and auditioned for a porn movie.

PS... I'm serious too.

SweetTina3448 reads

I think a snowball has a better chance in hell

FetishMeister3453 reads

Ahem... I thought snowballs were from the OTHER end of the body  :)

In case your not sure if you can make it in porn, here's a little test.

Tomorrow morning when you wake up, masterbate.

Later in the morning masterbate again, twice.

Then in the early afternoon invite over a few of your friends (male and female). Throw in a couple of strangers too.

With all of them watching, drop your pants, and begin to masterbate.

If you can get hard again within 5 minutes and your fairly attractive, then you might have a chance.

-- Modified on 12/19/2004 4:59:31 PM

removed....duplicate

-- Modified on 12/19/2004 4:58:32 PM

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