Comical, this is.
Ummm, do you accept Blue Cross - Blue Shield, Nurse Farrah?
Hubba hubba! Whooo hoooo! Aaaaaoooogaaa! I have to go back to work now. Lol not fair.
Yum yum indeed. Thanks.
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