Awaking this morning with morning wood or what I have started to call my Wife’s Alarm clock, I began to dialogue with my penis about his duties for the day and my disappointments in his salute he made to that awkward picture of the clown someone sent me in an email. After a lengthy discussion, we concluded that it was time to find him some prey.

While looking over the mental list of providers I would like to see, I began to recall information I have read about them or seen of them. Somehow this made me think that I might be stalking these ladies. “Oh remember that time she wore _____ for Halloween and the comment she made about _______, oh we had a great laugh. Good times, it is like we are best friends. Hey penis, I cannot wait for you meet her. She is so pretty, she is my precious.”

Granted these ladies put on their sites and post what we want them to see, but does this create unusual expectations on the lady. Hobbyist post reviews based on their experiences which seemingly make these hobbyists look like professional vagina crushers and makes me wonder if my fellowship will make it past middle earth. Do these reviews create unusual pressure on providers?  

Depending on whether you call it stalking or research, it seems a little weird when I think about it. I understand that stalking is serious issue when it comes to this hobby, and never wish it on any provider. Never do I care to know more about a provider than she tells me.  Oh well, back to my “research.