So, I was riding the subway on my way to Brooklyn... I was bored and needed to entertain my lusty brain Needless to say I was hott & bothered, and had to act quickly! So, I look around and see that theres not many people. Besides, they were busy reading the paper... I never wear panties and always carry a mini magic bullet wherever I go! I quickly start digging through my purse for my toy. Once I find it I think that I am in the clear to break myself off! I situated myself, and the vibrations begin.... Well, I guess I was getting so into it a little to much. Right before I exxxplode the bullet comes apart and shoots across the train! I mean batteries, pieces and all went flying As I start to look up and adjust my skirt, everyone on the train is looking at me! A piece of it went flying and landed in some womans lap The looks on thier faces were pricless! And I all eyes were on me OMG i guess I should be a little more careful and get heavy duty toys for my little escapades!

Lmfao