I keep seeing these messages about "SparkySpeaks," and I am wondering:

Who is Sparky?
Why are the Messages So Cryptic?
What is the Connection Between: Sparky, Catherine, and Twin Cities Guy?  Can anyone fill me in on what this is all about?
Are these messages some sort of inside joke that the regulars to the board only understand?
I hate being left out...
Signed,
Wondering About Sparky's Unique Position. WAS UP?