MOODS OF A WOMAN

 An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
 A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

 She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
 But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

 Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
 She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

 She'll win you in rags, enchant you in silk,
 She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;

 At times she'll be vengeful, merry, and sad,
 She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

 MOODS OF A MAN

 Hungry

 Horny