An elderly couple was sitting at the dinning room table when the wife looked at her husband and asked, "will you remarry should I pass away?"

The husband replied, "what kind of foolish question is that?  I don't want to even think about an answer."  

"No, no," she insisted, "I really would like to know."

"Well, if you really must know, I probably would get married if the right person came along."

"Would you sell the house or keep it," the wife inquired.

"Oh! I would keep the house for sure."

"Would you sleep in our bed, or get a new bedroom set?" she asked.

"No, I would probably keep the bedroom set and sleep in the same bed," he answered.

"What about my golf clubs?  Would you give her my golf clubs?"  

"Why, of course I wouldn't give her your golf clubs," he replied. "She's left handed.