do you?
There once was a girl from the city.
Whose website showed that she was pretty.
She also spoke greek,
Now I am a freak.
Writing limericks to show that I'm witty.
I don't even speak Italian and now you want me to speak Greek?
What's with you agency guys?
The main question is can she BOINK and chew gum at the same time?
Baddabing!
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