Can't Remember Sh#t = CRS
Hi all! This is a near-real time report on my session today with Brazilian cutie, Monica, Visiting DC, Eros, (561)929-3498, at $$1/2!
She was my first-ever 100% GFE+++++ Performer in my 30 years of hobbying!
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The first three pluses cover her superb DT and NQNS techniques!
-As always, please, carefully note, YMMV with that magical fourth plus, Greek. But, if you are patient, respectful, and gentle, her Greek delights will be worth your patience!
-The fifth plus is that St Bart intangible plus, for the finest Asian Rimming I have ever experienced, multiple-ecstatic-fulfillment neck-wrenching DATY, my first-EVER experience with legs-interlocked Reverse Asian CG (!!), and DFK that just plain beat anything in my 38 years of kissing!
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She has deep bedroom-brown eyes, a cute smile, a nice tan, and IMHO, a 7-level face?
Looks overall were an 8, with an impressive dancer's body!
Age-wise, she looked to be late-twenties, perhaps?
And for Performance, she will be only my second-ever, TER 10!
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So at $$1/2, an 8 on Looks, and a 10 on Performance, IMHO, Monica is that rare, dcmann Best Buy!
A courtesy link to her pics is below, and as always, please, feel free to TER e-mail me, or direct e-mail me at [email protected] , for session Performance-related details, and potential mileage-enhancing tips?
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I will submit a formal TER Review, and best of luck to all who see her!
dc!
-- Modified on 1/19/2005 12:37:52 PM
Thanks DC for the prompt review on Monica. I will call David soon. Somehow I thought that your refering to this Monica from the your previous post.
http://www.missmonicagfe.com/MissMonica/index.html
If you have info on this Monica, please post too. TIA.
Gee, dude, as I recall, I did see some intel on the very different Miss Monica to whom you are referring?
Her Reviews average about a 5/5, she is $$1/4, heavier than her pics, and has a lot of rules and regulations.
Caveat emptor?
dc!
Glad you had a nice visit. Now:
"NQNS?" I'm going to use an acronym of my own--Whisky Tango Foxtrot?! (WTF?!) When are enough acronyms enough? I went and looked at the St. Bart's scale (something else I'd never heard of, but OK), I can figure out the country/continent thing, but this is a new one for me. Someone? Please? In ENGLISH? Send me an e-mail if you want to avoid publicly humiliating me by snickering at my ignorance, or just post it and humiliate away--doesn't matter. I just want to know.
It's hard for older people to keep up with the slang you young whipper-snappers use. Now, in keeping with the general tone of old and crotchety, and just to make the morning complete:
HEY!! YOU KIDS!! GET OFF OF MY LAWN! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I KNOW WHO YOUR PARENTS ARE! AAAGGGHHH!!
There. I know I feel better. . . . I never thought I would be old enough to be that guy, but hey, I understand him now.
OBE'd (pronounced oh be eeed), from the State Dep't:
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Can't Remember Sh#t = CRS