An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the 19th hole.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $3.00
HAMBURGER: $5.00
CHEESEBURGER: $6.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $6.50
HAND-JOB: $25.00
 
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the old golfer walks up to the bar
and beckons the attractive bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
 She glides down the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile.
“May I help you sir?”  The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,
“Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?
 She looks into his wrinkled eyes, and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I certainly am.”
 The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,
“Well then, be sure to wash your hands really well, because I want the cheeseburger.”