A gal is in a church Bible quiz and has to answer three questions to win the jack-pot.
The first question is: "Who was the first man?" "That's easy", she says, "Adam". "Correct", says the quiz-master. "Now, who was the first woman?" "Eve", says the gal. "Correct again", says the quiz-master. "Now, for the third and final question to win, what were Eve's first words to Adam? The gal thinks long and hard, and finally says "That a hard one" "Give that gal the prize." says the quiz-master.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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